desacordo ortográfico

Gust becos I cud not spel

It did not mean I was a daft

When the boys in school red my riting

Some of them laffed

But now I am the dictater
they have to rite like me
Utherwise they cannot pas
ther GCSE

Some of the girls wer ok
But those who laffed a lot
have al bean rownded up
An hav recently bean shot  

The teacher who corrected my speling
As not been shot at al
But four the last fifteen howers
As bean standing up against a wal   

He has to stand ther until he can spel
Figgymisgrugifooniyn the rite way
I think he will stand ther foreve
I just inventid today

Brian Pattern